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toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

#the winds of queue
#ultimate babe#the winds of queue
damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

#the winds of queue
late night thought: I hope one day you feel the same way about me

nowyoukno:

esotericworld:

Georgia Guidestones

The frightening and enigmatic Georgia Guidestones were recently updated with a stone tag that reads, “2014”.

This strange monument sounds like the creation of an evil bad guy in a science fiction movie who wants to take over the world. However, these stones are very real and their most frightening declaration is, “Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 (five-hundred-million) in perpetual balance with nature.” There are currently 7,000,000,000 (seven-billion) people living on the planet. So, it seems whoever created these stones, which are written in eight languages, wants to murder a large majority of the planet.

Story link: http://guardianlv.com/2014/09/georgia-guidestones-recently-obtain-new-addition-the-year-2014/

Wiki link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

make this viral

#THIS IS THE BEST KMG

raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

freeeeehim:

I’m really tired man.

freeeeehim:

I’m really tired man.

#homies reblog each others selfies#which is something you don't do btw

michaellottner:

let me take you back
to the loneliest days that i’ve had

a curl on every leaf
and it goes up in flame

you promised me
that you would never forget my name

and there were shadows
in my bedroom, the closet in the corner

and they spoke to me
about every night we spent together

and they screamed…